07/09/11

## „Cant-be-seen-without-one“ objects

Number one: iPhone! Just after the lights had gone down, seconds before the shows would start, there would be a sea of little squares dominating the room. Go figure!
Number two: Champagne. Its such a cliché, but champagne and fashion go hand in hand! Forget beer or bionade, bubbly its where it's at.
Number three: Most surprisingly, the CANON camera shoulder strap. Amongst pro-photographers and pro-visitors alike. Of course, there are differences in WHAT is said on the strap, but you can also have an iPhone, or an iPhone, bubbly or crystal.

d.

07/09/11

## as far as I'm concerned

has to be the good old stoffbeutel though I am kind of annoyed about the overly cööl folks' highjacking of this genuine piece of understatement you're really trying to force me to move on to the plastic variant but oh bother that's so damn noisy

p.

07/09/11

## Models drink water, not bubbly

This is Dottilicious in the green room of the adlon. Yes, be jealous, please! Half of Dottilicious went out to have doughnuts afterwards. Must be a realization that I will never be a model, so might as well enjoy that Boston cream.

d.

07/09/11

## platonists get high on hemlock

however the kind of models that I ordinarily deal with don't drink anything because they are rather abstract and to be fair they are a lot bigger than these more than finite little ladies

p.

07/09/11

## fave moments of bfw

Sneaking backstage and capturing private moments in a setting that is all about the public eye.

d.

07/09/11

## chapeau!

oh right there were all these weirdos clogging up the subway trains all around town so some sort of weirdo convention must have been going on but anyway our guerilla photographer certainly produced some nice pretty pictures here whereever it may have been that she went

p.

07/07/11

## totally exhausted, like

Dottilicious has been busy with fashion week today, and will bring you newly watermarked pix soon. We just want to make sure sneaky thieves won't get the better of us. We have had good feedback for our dorfyluts collars today. All dorfyluts stuff is available through our website! Oh, one thing that truly stood out today was the Austrian fashion show. 'Superated', something to watch!

d.

07/06/11

## Nanna Kuckuck

First row is quite a phenomenon! And: at this show soap boxettes were found in the second row only. Quite a busy, gliteratti show, of which we will bring you more pictures soon!

d.

07/05/11

## there just has to be some market for this

These jeans...I fell in love with them ever since I rescued them from total decay threatened by, yes, toxicity! Remember Britnays 'toxic'? Wasn't that something? „You're toxic, and blablablaaablaaaa...“ We were in shock: the little pig-tailed girl running around in latex suits? You wont see me doing this anytime soon. More like in LaTeX...Thats a brilliant program for even more brilliant people. Those who prefer talking in code to talking in like, mundane stuff, like words. Those who think being an android means real progress is achieved! We here at dottilicious think that we ought to cater to them. Not compassion drove us to it: no, pure greed! And we will supply them with endless amounts of nerd-aha!-moments. Its a bit like html, so there will be ties with LaTeX lingo stitched onto etc. And at mathematicians/scientists/philosophers conferences we will have a stand where you will have to solve a riddle in order to find out what the stand stands for! Geddit, geddit???!!!Ahh, aren't we the clever ones! But for reals, there will be deduction theorems and incompleteness theorems and the like printed nicely on shirts. AND WE WILL SELL THEM!!!!WATCH US!

d.

07/05/11

## has to!

Let $\Sigma$ be the deductive closure of everything la dictatrice states about future cutting edge LaTeX attire. we then get the following

Theorem:
$\Sigma\vdash\varphi$, where $\varphi$ is a suitable translation of the sentence stating that total awesomeness will have been achieved once and for all!

Proof. Left as an exercise for the reader.

p.

07/05/11

## type 0 negative

The dog wee had proven to bear such inner strength, it actually rose me up so that I can stand on highest mountains/sleep on dangerousest rooftops, it rose me up to walk on stormy seas, it rose me up to more than I can be...Bagpipes, Westlife...aaaah...Dottilicious loves rooftops!!!!My layered look apparently works wonders on my body type...Ah, ok... As I have a certain oddity about me, adding layer upon layer apparently „....raise[s] me up to more than I can be....“ I love having my body type discussed in public without ever asking for any opinion whatsoever...NOT. But this won't faze me here: enamoured by all this toxicity nothing even gets to me! Ha!

d.

07/05/11

## living in a box

i really have to say i dig the way ben franklin's invention is being exploited here to give the picture all this structure it's just like that roof has been partitioned into little rectangles specifically for bold sunbathers like this one

p.

07/05/11

## on what kinds of shoes there are

Some toxic fumes, probably originating from that dog wee, have knocked me out, right off my wooden aldi clogs. Clogs are sooo hot right now. Trouble is, they mostly come with some ridiculous heel, which kinda defeats the object: how can I be Miss Antje from Holland with 9 inch heels? More importantly, how can I carry and smuggle great lumps of cheese if only supported by a stiletto? No, you schmuck: stiletto is NOT the opposite of piano, neither of staccatto.

d.

07/05/11

## non-fashion excitement

Why is there dog wee on top of this mega high building? And why am I wallowing in it? Oh, you mean its only the shadow which I have increased in color-contrast-capacity? Ooooh, I see...
Thing about this roof top? The heightened state of alert I am in actually releases adrenaline, which slightly flushed my face, making me look like, well, a facially-flushed, dog-wee-wallowing person about to fall off a 7 storey building.

d.

07/04/11

## vue launches

how do you like my outfit? That is the question. Its a mix of indians and cowboys, so to speak. A kind of treaty going on here. Fashion enables such a move! Centuries of atrocities wiped away by a single stroke of genius! I have zis mag which you are able to get tomorrow. It has things in it which tell of fashionistas far and wide, come to Berlin in pursuit of gold and fame! Go read!

top, jacket, shoes: dorfyluts
earrings, jeans: HandM

d.

07/04/11

## vue launches

so, lovely ones. Fashion week is well on its way! Spot the models swarming the city! It's like alien invasion! So tall and lanky! Lets not forget: handSOME!!!
A newspaper here has teamed up with a insider mag to launch a bi-annual fashion mag called VUE.
And guess who was present? MOI! OUI, je parle francais...somehow...
so, they have opted for the eco.friendly (like how I spelled that?...) newspaper version instead of high gloss which works well. After all, weekdays has got their add mag on this paper. Personally, I like the association with Berlin's homeless mags that abound in this city, though I didn't go blabber about my first impression AT THE PARTY. No, you lovely ones, I do this here!=)
Well, 250.000 have been printed, I AM TELLING YOU: Fashion is no longer for the underdog. Honayz, like it or not, you will bump into models and divas bi-annually more and more. Only if you were to hang with me could you make this a daily occurence...

jacket: dorfyluts
earrings: HandM

d.

07/04/11

## tough luck

well guess who wasn't invited

p.

06/28/11

## oh the pretty colors

Not heroin chic, rather, well, maybe shroom-chic! Anyways, I am here pondering why the heck I am orange in my face? Have I ever applied fake tan there? And: does one really have to go to the bathroom if one comes in contact with water at night? Say you play a prank on someone by placing their hand in a bowl of water whilst they sleep? Do they need to go wee? Maybe someone shoved me in an oven overnight? The gremlins? Fendi for me exposing their secret waste container-place?
Remember BROS? They were fairly orange! Guess what? I saw one of BROS at gucci once! And my teacher from fashion college. She was teaching about the power of brands, I thought she was a little too wised up to not blow her hard earned money by being gullible towads PR gags?! Well, guess I was wrong! You know what I did though in fashion college? I discovered postmodernism. Seriously, in one of my essays I waffled on about the change of visual culture around that time, NOT knowing that this was already a recognized phenomenon called 'postmodernity'...Oh, well, I knew I was born too late. Someone just told me I look like 24! now you are guessing how old I am? Too old, honay! That old, I even get my age wrong. And: NOT on purpose. Go figure!

all clothes: HandM
shoes: aldi nord

d.

06/28/11

## pomo chic

i always wondered the same thing you know about the bowl of water thing but i guess it's just a myth sadly on a related matter shame on you for reinventing postmodernism it was a horrible abomination the first time around but be that as it may i remember the death of the author and the disappearance of the signified so probably you may be acquitted

p.

06/28/11

## to be or not to be

And this one time, Christoph Schlingensief, he like, totally directed, at like the Volksbühne, and I like, totally, like I just went: Wig, yeah, I mean: HECK yeah! I'll go to that! There was a bathtub the size of the stage, right in front of it, and there were like totally tons and tons of like, blood, like NOT real blood, silly thing you, and then there were like, totally, hoses, like clear hoses, and like there was like, blood, NOT real blood, flowing through those hoses! NOT panty hose fyi. Though that would be cool! Tights are cool! My grandma, who insisted on having had the longest legs of Berlin once ( i mean she was around Marlene-Dietrich-time, my Grans must have been like, from here to Deep Water Horizon), said they drew by pencil a line on the back of their legs to make them look like tights! Cool!
And, since, I have seen Berlin chicks with just that idea as a tattoo! Can you imagine?? I am so bent on getting a tat, once a year, I swear, for about 8 weeks, I have this urge to get another tattoo, and, after the weeks have passed, I am so over it. But maybe this year?...

d.

06/28/11

## positively shakespearean

she found yorick's blue wig what can you say

p.

06/28/11

## I can't get no relief

This location? I mean: fabooooosh, couldn't stop taking pictures! Was it legal? Helloo??? Am I a real blonde?! So, we are in this slightly better off neighbourhood and right in the middle this greater than great ruin! This is where FENDI dispose off their runway left-overs? Really?!!!

d.

06/28/11

just think of all the orange red and blue horses who had to give their lives for this undoubtedly brilliant shot it brings a tiny little tear to my eyes but it was totally worth it.

p.

06/28/11

## there's too much confusion

I need to sit here! This blue is, I mean, could it be anymore, you know, electric? Yves Klein? (not Calvin! Have you ever thought about it: why not tattoo Calvin Klein around your hip? Solves all your pretentious undergarment needs. For like, ever! Why is that not a trend? Maybe I need to set it? But I dont even LIKE Calvin Klein undergarments. I mean the whole: I-have-to-have-them-showing-over-my-jean kinda thing. Kate, remember the stir she caused? Heroin chic and all? Corinne Day? Well, around that time I was almost as sweet and definitely as innocent as her. AND? I was wearing long t-shirt dresses like this one here. And this fabulous hooded vest. Usually I would nick them whilst my brothers were away on business, doing exchange years halfway around the globe. So there: I admit it, I am a langfingfang, too. Only, I returned them. Like I do here: returning that chair. Where it belongs! Noooo! What are you implying? Of course I fit on it, I AM a size zero, you know!

d.

06/28/11

## said the joker to the thief

Too late, they got me. Who? Oh, no one, wanna hitch a ride? Yeah, I am a dependable driver, apart from the fact that I am dead, ravished by Gremlins! One is actually eating my spine as we speak. Don't be distracted by that, please! I can still drive whilst under the influence. HYSTERICS ARE HUMANS TOO, YOU KNOW?!!! There is a discussion revolving around the exact moment of death of a human being. Sometimes I wonder what mine is gonna be like. Once I thought I would die, cap sizing on a canoe, and, true to hollywood fashion I saw my life flash by in a jiffy. But: I am still here, and, fyi: I am not really dead in that picture. It's just make-believe!

d.

06/28/11

## striking

well dear me this here pose really reminds me of that movie the king's speech remember the scene where the kangaroo man auditioned in front of these jolly english theatre people his attempt at richard III. looked kind of like it

p.

06/28/11

## there must be some kinda way outta here

I am done with walking, egyptian or otherwise! Car AND push bike! Can't decide! Let's see what's in there! Puppies!!!!! Wow, how,....gremlins! Oh, no! That sure explains the state of the van! Apparently, I am hysteric. Sure, you can push people so far to bring the worst out of them. What I didn't bring out in this picture is the best: THE Über-cool Jimi Hendrix plastic bag I got for €1,50 at Woolworth's (again!). Jimi-boy looked a bit like a gremlin, dontcha think? Oh no, she didnt! (said with a wagging finger and swaying shoulders) Well, Jimi is dead, and so will I if I keep looking at these gremlins!

d.

06/28/11

## walk like an egyptian

did you know that in egypt, some households spend 10% of their income on tabacco products? Thats a tithe!!!
smoking's bad, we all know that! How come it is not enough to tell someone to keep them from picking it up?
Why oh why do we have this intrinsic insatiable hunger for experience? I always wanted to KNOW that drugs stink, and not simply follow the crowd. Equally, I didn't simply follow the crowd in doing drugs. I know, i know, drugs are bad, don't get your knickers in a twist, but: I much more know this now AFTER i have tried them. But: did it fill my hunger? Not a chance! Let me tell you something about my drug experiences: they left me feeling more empty than before! Like a sapping flesh wound on my forehead, dripping down my face: surely someone would notice? You know that E.A. Poe story? The tell-tale heart? „They must [see] it. Of course they do! It is the [sapping] of [t]his [hurting] heart!“ No chance though! „ Another round, love?“

d.

06/28/11

## mmmmkay?

ok that's new we're taking a moral turn now izzit that we have sorted out all the aesthetic stuff once and for all already well well well this is kind of awkward for me because what could a better chance for being subversive and radically undermining la dictatrice's contributions look like yet still i am rather hesitant to openly challenge all our readers to go shoot some h the reason for this is not a moral or any other conviction but rather my very own self-interest as the person who is bound to be held responsible for all the contents of this whole shebang in a court of law and honestly I'd really rather not so please dear reader drugs are bad you shouldn't do drugs that'd be bad mmmkay so don't be bad
however YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GO AND SMOKE 3 PACKS OF CIGARETTES ALSO YOU NEED TO DRINK -- NOW!

p.

PS: i feel empty so sobriety can't be a solution to that problem

PPS: whence the association? is she high in that picture?

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